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Quotes about Marriage


All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

Matt Anonymous

He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

Matt Anonymous

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Matt Anonymous

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Matt Anonymous

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

Matt Anonymous

Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.

Matt Anonymous

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Matt Anonymous

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

Matt Anonymous

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Johnny Chekhov

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

Lenny Bruce

I think we ought to impress on both our girls and boys that successful marriages require just as much work, just as much intelligence and just as much unselfish devotion, as they give to any position they undertake to fill on a paid basis.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Music arose with its voluptuous swell, Soft eyes look'd love to eyes which spake again, And all went merry as a marriage bell.

Lord Byron (George Gordon Noel Byron)

After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things— first, never wallpaper together, and second, you'll need two bathrooms . . . both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.

Dennis Miller

Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive.

Ceslaw Auson

I am acutely aware of the fact that the marriage between mathematics and physics, which was so enormously fruitful in past centuries, has recently ended in divorce.

Freeman John Dyson

Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden.

Chinese Proverb

Romances paint at full length people's wooings, But only give a bust of marriages: For no one cares for matrimonial cooings. There's nothing wrong in a connubial kiss. Think you, if Laura had been Petrarch's wife, He would have written sonnets all his life?

Lord Byron (George Gordon Noel Byron)

Olympism is the marriage of sport and culture.

Juan Antonio Samaranch

Disagreeable suspicions are usually the fruits of a second marriage. [Lat., Les soupcons importuns Sont d'un second hymen les fruits les plus communs.]

Jean Baptiste Racine

Whether it was work, marriage, or family, I've always been a late bloomer.

Sigourney Weaver

Remarriage: A triumph of hope over experience.

Samuel Johnson

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.

John Steinbeck

When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.

Joseph Campbell

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Johnny Carson

Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.

Dick Gregory

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