Quotes
Quotes about Marriage
Marriage and hanging go by destiny; matches are made in heaven.
For every marriage then is best in tune, When that the wife is May, the husband June.
Krishna offered to the little girl mouse.. the hand of the sungod in marriage.. but instead she chose a little boy mouse.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
