Quotes
Quotes about Wit
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.
Eyes are vocal, tears have tongues, And there are words not made with lungs.
Modern man thinks he loses something - time - when he does not do things quickly. Yet he does not know what to do with the time he gains --- except kill it.
A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What one can be, one must be.
All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence.
Eyes are vocal, tears have tongues, And there are words not made with lungs.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Why should we be in such desperate haste to succeed, and in such desperate enterprises? If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods.
program (pro'-gram) [vi] To engage in a pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall but with fewer opportunities for reward.
Eyes are vocal, tears have tongues, And there are words not made with lungs.
The world is filled with willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he had read about the effects of smoking that he gave up reading.
Why should we be in such desperate haste to succeed, and in such desperate enterprises? If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
God gave us two ends. One to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use; heads you win-tails yo lose.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
The only thing one can do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
Would you live with ease, do what you ought, and not what you please.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Nurture your minds with great thoughts. To believe in the heroic makes heroes.
There is no religion without love, and people may talk as much as they life about their religion, but if it does not teach them to be good and kind to other animals as well as humans, it is all a sham.
We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
