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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

Dave Barry

We are but a drop of water in a pool filled with diversity.

Roy Ledda

Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Man is an imperceptible atom always trying to become one with God.

Henry Adams

Without speculation there is no good and original observation.

Charles Darwin

The present is saturated with the past and pregnant with the future.

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

Nature acts without masters.

Alfred Hippocrates

Every politician, clergyman, educator, or physician, in short, anyone dealing with human individuals, is bound to make grave mistakes if he ignores these two great truths of population zoology: (1) no two individuals are alike, and (2) both environment and genetic endowment make a contribution to nearly every trait.

Ernst Mayr

...anyone who writes about "Darwin's theory of evolution" in the singular, without segregating the theories of gradual evolution, common descent, speciation, and the mechanism of natural selection, will be quite unable to discuss the subject competently.

Ernst Mayr

Experience proves that those are oftenest abused who can be abused with the greatest impunity. Men are whipped oftenest who are whipped easiest.

Frederick Douglass

If operating systems are weapons, Solaris is a world-war-two German railway gun with a cracked breech block.

Charlie Stross

The king of France with twenty thousand men Went up the hill, and then came down again: The king of Spain with twenty thousand more Climbed the same hill the French had climbed before.

Unattributed Author

Terrible he rode alone, With his yemen sword for aid; Ornament it carried none But the notches on the blade.

Unattributed Author

O Dormer, how can I behold thy fate, And not the wonders of thy youth relate; How can I see the gay, the brave, the young, Fall in the cloud of war, and lie unsung! In joys of conquest he resigns his breath, And, filled with England's glory, smiles in death.

Joseph Addison

"I cannot bear it!" said the pewter soldier. "I have shed pewter tears! It is too melancholy! Rather let me go to the wars and lose arms and legs! It would at least be a change. I cannot bear it longer! Now, I know what it is to have a visit from one's old thoughts, with what they may bring with them! I have had a visit from mine, and you may be sure it is no pleasant thing in the end; I was at last about to jump down from the drawers."

Hans Christian Andersen

O little Force that in your agony Stood fast while England girt her armour on, Held high our honour in your wounded hands, Carried our honour safe with bleeding feet-- We have no glory great enough for you, The very soul of Britain keeps your day.

Hans Christian Anonymous

When the action was over and they were returning with joy, they recognized Nicanor, lying dead, in full armor.

Pierre Jean de Bible

Howbeit he refused to turn aside: wherefore Abner with the hinder end of the spear smote him under the fifth rib, that the spear came out behind him; and he fell down there, and died in the same place: and it came to pass, that as many as came to the place when Asahel fell down and died stood still.

Pierre Jean de Bible

And he smote them hip and thigh with a great slaughter: and he went down and dwelt in the top of the rock Etam.

Pierre Jean de Bible

Ay me! what perils do environ The man that meddles with cold iron!

Samuel Butler (1)

His breast with wounds unnumber'd riven, His back to earth, his face to heaven.

Lord Byron (George Gordon Noel Byron)

The knight's bones are dust, And his good sword rust; His soul is with the saints, I trust.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I have seen men march to the wars, and then I have watched their homeward tread, And they brought back bodies of living men, But their eyes were fold and dead. So, Buddy no matter what else the fame, No matter what else the prize, I want you to come back thru The Flame With the boy-look still in your eyes!

Edmund Vance Cooke

Converse with men makes sharp the glittering wit, But God to man doth speak in solitude.

John Stuart Blackie

But 'midst the crowd, the hum, the shock of men, To hear, to see, to feel, and to possess, And roam along, the world's tired denizen, With none who bless us, none whom we can bless.

Lord Byron (George Gordon Noel Byron)

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