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Quotes about Wit


Never touch a butterfly's wing with your finger.

Clive Colette

Where would we be without salt?

James A. Beard

Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. - The Oracle.

Baltasar Gracian

Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it.

Rex Harrison

C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.

Rodney Dangerfield

They eat the dainty food of gamous chefs with the same pleasure with which they devour gross peasant dishes, mostly composed of garlic and tomatoes, or fisherman's octopus and shrimps, fried in heavily scented olive oil on a little deserted beach. - The Italians, 1964.

Luigi Barzini

It is not enough to show people how to live better: there is a mandate for any group with enormous powers of communication to show people how to be better. - "A Word to the Wizards".

Marya Mannes

Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.

Henrik Tikkanen

'Be comfortable with who you are', reads the headline on the Hush Puppies poster. Are they mad? If people were comfortable with who they were, they'd never buy any products except the ones they needed, and then where would the advertising industry be?.

Mark Edwards

Damn right, it's fun. There's good company. It's creative. It's adventurous. Combines high adventure and art with intellection. It's more fun than polo. It's like going undefeated in football. [When asked if making movies is fun].

Tommy Lee Jones

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

J. Danforth Quayle

God bears with the wicked, but not forever.

Miguel De Cervantes

And were it not that they are loath to lay out money on a rope, they would be hanged forthwith, and sometimes die to save charges.

Robert Burton

Since you go where all have gone before, why do you torment your your disgraceful life with such mean ambitions, O miser? [Lat., Abiturus illuc priores abierunt, Quid mente caeca torques spiritum? Tibi dico, avare.]

Phaedrus (Thrace of Macedonia)

He sat among his bags, and, with a look Which hell might be ashamed of, drove the poor Away unalmed; and midst abundance died-- Sorest of evils!--died of utter want.

Robert Pollok

Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.

William Shakespeare

People talk about the courage of condemned men walking to the place of execution: sometimes it needs as much courage to walk with any kind of bearing towards another person's habitual misery.

Graham Greene

Fallen, fallen, fallen, fallen, Fallen from his high estate, And welt'ring in his blood; Deserted at his utmost need, By those his former bounty fed; On the bare earth expos'd he lies, With not a friend to close his eyes.

John Dryden

Take her up tenderly, Lift her with care; Fashioned so slenderly, Young and so fair!

Thomas Hood

Such a house broke? So noble a master fall'n; all gone, and not One friend to take his fortune by the arm And go along with him?

William Shakespeare

A crowd always thinks with its sympathy, never with its reason.

William Rounseville Alger

A mob is a group of persons with heads but no brains. Thomas Fuller.

Thomas Fuller

Winged mimic of the woods! thou motley fool! Who shall thy gay buffoonery describe? Thine ever-ready notes of ridicule Pursue thy fellows still with jest and jibe: Wit, sophist, songster, Yorick of thy tribe; Thou sportive satirist of Nature's school; To thee the palm of scoffing we ascribe, Arch-mocker and mad abbot of misrule!

Robert Wilde, D.D.

The choicest pleasures of life lie within the ring of moderation.

Martin Tupper

Moderation is the inseparable companion of wisdom, but with it genius has not even a nodding acquaintance.

Charles Caleb Colton

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