Quotes
Quotes about Wit
God never said it would be easy .... He just said He would go with me.
Don't let anybody walk trough your mind with dirty feet.
The only routine with me is no routine at all.
Earlier people used to switch on TV's after getting bored with their routine work. Now they switch on to routine work after getting bored with TV.
Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.
Failure comes in two ways: Those who do it without giving a thought. Those who thought about it but do nothing.
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
Flirtation...Attention without intention.
Forget yourself when with others and others will not forget you.
For God is not against us because of our sin. He is with us; against our sin.
Freedom is doing what you know is right without fear.
Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears.
A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?" The father answered immediately, "I don't know. Nobody has lived that long yet.".
A budget is something we go without to stay within.
A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table. But when it came time to eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. Brown a knife and fork dear?". "I didn't think I needed to," Joey explained, "I heard Daddy say she always eats like a horse.".
Action may not always be happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases. When a clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?" he answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish." Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin.".
Who covereth thyself with light as a garment: who stretchest out the heavens like a curtain: Who layeth the beams of his chambers in the waters: who maketh the clouds his chariot: who walketh upon the wings of the wind: Who maketh his angels spirits: his ministers a flaming fire: Who laid the foundations of the earth, that it should not be removed for ever.
O, it is pleasant, with a heart at ease, Just after sunset, or by moonlight skies, To make the shifting clouds be what you please, Or let the easily persuaded eyes Own each quaint likeness issuing from the mould Of a friend's fancy.
By unseen hand uplifted in the light Of sunset, yonder solitary cloud Floats, with its white apparel blown abroad, And wafted up to heaven.
So when the sun in bed, Curtain'd with cloudy red, Pillows his chin upon an orient wave.
Far clouds of feathery gold, Shaded with deepest purple, gleam Like islands on a dark blue sea.
The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than the arrival of twenty asses laden with drugs.
A clown sees life simply, without complications.
I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.
