If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.
Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods.
Security is when everything is settled. When nothing can happen to you. Security is the denial of life.
How long is a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
Remember, life is not what happens to you but what you make of what happens to you. Everyone dies, but not everyone fully lives. Too many people are having "near-life experiences.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
God gave us two ends. One to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use; heads you win-tails yo lose.
If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.
Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have. Spend it wisely.
Time is nature's way of making sure everything doesn't happen at once.
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Beware of small expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.
The principal mark of genius is not perfection but originality, the opening of new frontiers.
Life begets life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich.
How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives.
Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have. Spend it wisely.
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open.
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
How long is a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
The Unspeakable Law. As soon as you mention something ... if it is good it goes away, ... if it is bad it happens.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
A strange form of self-indulgence! There are times when I would be wronged and cheated, that I may laugh at the expense of those who think I do not know I am being wronged and cheated.
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit.
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.