But he turned, and said unto Peter, Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.
I may not here omit those two main plagues, and common dotages of human kind, wine and women, which have infatuated and besotted myriads of people: they go commonly together.
Temptation rarely comes in working hours. It is in their leisure hours that men are made or marred.
Man is so muddled, so dependent on the things immediately before his eyes, that every day even the most submissive believer can be seen to risk the torments of the afterlife for the smallest pleasure.
Temptation rarely comes in working hours. It is in their leisure time that men are made or marred.
From too much love of living, From hope and fear set free, We thank with brief thanksgiving Whatever gods may be That no life lives forever; That dead men rise up never; That even the weariest river Winds somewhere safe to sea.
It is the difference between men and women, not the sameness, that creates the tension and the delight.
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
Men represent the triumph of mind over morals, whereas women represent the triumph of matter over mind.
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
The idea of masculinity has now been commercialized. Femininity had been commercialized a while ago. But men, in general, have lost what the meaning of what being a man is all about.
The internal qualities once said to embody manhood- sure footedness, inner strength, confidence of purpose- are merchandised to men to enhance their manliness. What passes for masculinity is being extracted and sold back to men. Literally in the case of Viagra.
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.
In the mythic schema of all relations between men and women, man proposes, and woman is disposed of.
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
There are men so incorrigibly lazy that no inducement that you can offer will tempt them to work; so eaten up by vice that virtue is abhorrent to them, and so inveterably dishonest that theft is to them a master passion.
Division has done more to hide Christ from the view of all men than all the infidelity that has ever been spoken.
A theory can be proved by experiment; but no path leads from experiment to the birth of a theory.
[Do not] put too much confidence in experimental results until they have been confirmed by theory.