Quotes
Quotes about Man
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.
Woman was God's second mistake.
My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses.. wait.. ! I am receiving a correction ! My wife was the VERY LAST woman to join the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses!
There is no kind of harassment that a man may not inflict on a woman with impunity in civilized societies.
Nobody can misunderstand a boy like his own mother. Mothers at present can bring children into the world, but this performance is apt to mark the end of their capacities. They can't even attend to the elementary animal requirements of their offspring. It is quite surprising how many children survive in spite of their mothers.
When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Woman is not born: she is made. In the making, her humanity is destroyed. She becomes symbol of this, symbol of that: mother of the earth, slut of the universe; but she never becomes herself because it is forbidden for her to do so.
A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.
The legacy of women's war work is our present post-industrial employment structure. It was the war that created the demand for a technologically advanced, de-skilled, low-paid, non-unionized female workforce and paved the way for making part-time work the norm for married women now. A generation later, it was the daughters of wartime women workers who completed their mothers' campaign for equal pay.
Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
Show me a frigid women and, nine times out of ten, I'll show you a little man.
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that _men_ know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is _look_ at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop; eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home.
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to itâand some of your spouse's family does too.
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!
