What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder; God will take care of that.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.
If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
Love, the strongest and deepest element in all life, the harbinger of hope, of joy, of ecstasy; love, the defier of laws, of all conventions; love, the freest, the most powerful molder of human destiny; how can such an all-compelling force be synonymous with that poor little State- and church-begotten weed, marriage?
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.
Well-married, a man is winged: ill-matched, he is shackled.
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
This guest of summer, The temple-haunting martlet, does approve By his loved mansionry that the heaven's breath Smells wooingly here. No jutty, frieze, Buttress, nor coign of vantage, but this bird Hath made his pendent bed and procreant cradle. Where they most breed and haunt, I have observed The air is delicate.
What many men desire--that 'many' may be meant By the fool multitude that choose by show, Not learning more than the fond eye doth teach, Which pries not to th' interior, but like the martlet Builds in the weather on the outward wall, Even in the force and road of casualty.
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Benefits make a man a slave.
A mathematician, like a painter or a poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.