When you have read the Bible, you will know it is the word of God, because you will have found it the key to your own heart, your own happiness, and your own duty. -Woodrow Wilson:.
Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart. -Anthony J. D'Angelo.
There are people who read too much: bibliobibuli. I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as other men are drunk on whiskey or religion. They wander through this most diverting and stimulating of worlds in a haze, seeing nothing and hearing nothing.
A man can be a hero if he is a scientist, or a soldier, or a drug addict, or a disc jockey, or a crummy mediocre politician. A man can be a hero because he suffers and despairs; or because he thinks logically and analytically; or because he is "sensitive;" or because he is cruel. Wealth establishes a man as a hero, and so does poverty. Virtually any circumstance in a man's life will make him a hero to some group of people and has a mythic rendering in the cultureâin literature, art, theater, or the daily newspapers.
Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.
There are 193 living species of monkeys and apes. 192 of them are covered with hair. The exception is a naked ape, self-named Homo Sapiens.
We are all just monkeys in business suits running around pretending to be executives.
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Thou hast the keys of Paradise, O just, subtle, and mighty opium!
Questions provide the key to unlocking our unlimited potential.
I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, there is no reason to attack the monkey when the organ grinder is present.
The linden, in the fervors of July, Hums with a louder concert. When the wind Sweeps the broad forest in its summer prime, As when some master-hand exulting sweeps The keys of some great organ, ye give forth The music of the woodland depths, a hymn Of gladness and of thanks.
A golden key will open every lock.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
Life is rather like a tin of sardines, we're all of us looking for the key.
Patience is the key to paradise.
Every age has a keyhole to which its eye is pasted.
What is a scientist after all? It is a curious man looking through a keyhole, the keyhole of nature, trying to know what's going on.
Above all, I would teach him to tell the truth ... Truth-telling, I have found, is the key to responsible citizenship. The thousands of criminals I have seen in 40 years of law enforcement have had one thing in common: Every single one was a liar.
He managed to hit all the keys on the great American political piano.
Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.
How much lies in Laughter: the cipher-key, wherewith we decipher the whole man.
Cats and monkeysâmonkeys and catsâall human life is there.
If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. -Mickey Mantle.