Quotes
Quotes about Golf
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing.
I'm a golferânot an athlete.
I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
I'm the best. I just haven't played yet [on his golf game].
I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. Don't break your heart, but flirt with the possibility.
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.
I am the toughest golfer mentally.
