Quotes
Quotes about God
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
God's retirement plan is out of this world.
In nothing do men approach so nearly to the gods as in doing good to men.
God gave us memories so that we might have roses in December.
We are only figments of God's imagination.
In nothing do men approach so nearly to the gods as in doing good to men.
Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.
Even God lends a hand to honest boldness.
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
If God intended one space between sentences, why do we have two thumbs?
If triangles had a God, he would have 3 sides.
God respects us when we work and loves us when we sing.
Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods.
God gave us two ends. One to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use; heads you win-tails yo lose.
The abdomen is the reason why man does not easily take himself for a god.
Not that I want to be a god or a hero. Just to change into a tree, grow for ages, not hurt anyone.
God gave us memories so that we might have roses in December.
In the first place, God created idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
Every child comes with the message that God is not yet tired of the man.
